it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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