Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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