You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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