I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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