the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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