Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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