the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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