Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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