I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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