I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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