I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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