yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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