office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
