He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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