he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
