Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
