windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Randomize