no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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