do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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