hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
do herpes really smell.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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