My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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