This is not my ceiling
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Randomize
