Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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