There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
