dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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