Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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