if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
