He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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