your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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