Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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