your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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