bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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