Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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