I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
