i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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