all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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