I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
smell my finger.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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