no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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