and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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