Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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