hell yes lets make some ravioli
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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