He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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