You're my little dorito
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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