I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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