ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
