covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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