Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I can't trust your balls anymore.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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