Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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