I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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