She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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