I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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