If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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