did you get engaged???
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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