she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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