They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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